Sarahczynski experiments with PNN.com. Here we go...

I came to this site today after downing a pot of organic coffee at 1 PM.  I only woke up at noon.  I love my life, I think.

I went to college to major in professional writing.  Actually, I went to multiple colleges to major in multiple things; the last major, professional writing, was a waste.  I was surrounded by terrible writers who were raised under the concept of "each one is special and can do whatever they set their mind to." 

After reading what I have posted thus far, I have just realized that none of this makes any sense to the reader.  I promise this will all come together.  After attempting to college up my writing skills, I have come to discover one thing: college ruined my writing.  I didn't write for months because of my schedule of work/school/terrible assignments.

With that said, I came to this site earlier this afternoon with one goal: to write.  Isn't that why any of us are here?  I saw that PNN was looking for political writers.  Since that is what drew me here, let me vent about the democrats:

Oh, Hillary and Obama.  You both fill me up with so much hope.  At the same time, I have no clue what either of you are up to.  I should know what's going on- I lost my remote control for my television weeks ago and have not changed the channel since.  My bedroom is always filled with the voices of CNN (or Flight of the Conchords, if I remember to plug my DVD player in). 

Hillary, you have a lot going on.  The folks love you.  But you know what drives me bonkers about you?  Any time the audience dies down, you fall back on Billy Boy.  You promote the good times America had when your man was running the show, and tell others you'll bring those times back. 

I don't like the crazy eyes you make, Hill, especially when speaking about foreign relations (and by that I mean America's dependency on every other country for cheap goods).  I hate that you voted in favor of the war (and if someone could please tell me why we're there, I'd like to know).  You also voted in favor of what the White Stripes call the Great Wall of Mexico.  I don't want that symbol on my generation's shoulders, Hill.  It's just distasteful. 

As for Obama.  Oh, Obama.  I like your face- it's real nice.  I also like that you keep in touch with youth culture; makes us feel good.  I feel terrible that critics have torn into about your relations with your pastor reverend friend.  I think that some Americans forget that you were a black man growing up in America in the 70s and 80s; from what I've read in the history books, America had some race issues then- and what's a boy to do? 

I don't really know what you're going to do for America, Obama.  I know that you like Jay-Z and you promise to end the feud between Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag (good luck with that one, by the way).  You spoke at my old high school a few weeks ago, and it was impossible to get tickets for the event; that means you're well liked in this part of Pennsylvania.   Your calendar makes me chuckle each month; I believe this month's headline reads: 'I think, therefore I am a Democrat.' 

As Americans, we're left to decide: yet another political dynasty, or change?  Any sensible person knows that one of these two people will be president.  The republicans don't have a chance- Ron Paul's voice is barely heard, and John McCain is a TERRIFYING human being. 

Until I further my knowledge on both of these candidates, my views end here.  I plan to post more thoughts on how these candidates affect me; after all, I am a self-involved 23-year old residing on the East Coast.